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Scottish English Irish man joke?
English, Scottsman irsh and stranded on an island, at 5 years, they find a can and rub it a genie appears and grants them one wish each, English says I want to be home with my beloved wife and children and disapears in a flash, I want to be Scottsman says in a pub in Edinburgh with some hot ladies and whiskey, the irshman thinks for a while and comes back and says I'm really just here on my own I can have my friends. (2) English Scottsman Irish, all sent to prison for 10 years for theft, during the second year in a strange visitor approaches and tells them that for the next eight years i will grant a wish that will be forever in your phone until it does. English asks five questions Scottsman beautiful women unlimited drink to get drunk irshman calls for 100 luxury packages of cigarettes. 8 years later appears unknown. English is in heaven, but the five women are old and worn, is outside the Scottsman of his cell, and irshman question do you have a light murphy
ji, ji … If we Irish are exceptional measures and we can even laugh at ourselves! lol
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