Whisky Sour Book
☺☼♥ Can you write a little tale about an amusing NEW YEARS EVE PARTY that involves a MYSTERY? You need to…..
include 6 of these silly lines.(Ahhhh, there’s the rub! Haha)
1. I can assure you that I was with _____ at the time.
2. Hey!!! I just found a breadcrumb trail……Reminds me of a fairy book story.
3. There is no more Whiskey Sour mix……SUNSHINE !!!!
4. Hey!! This ain’t the game of Clue….Col. Mustard did not do ANYTHING in the conservatory with Mrs. Peacock!
5. I don’t believe we’ve met. My name is _______.
6. No! No! Not the guy in the chaps and spurs.
7. Where did you grow up………… Dogpatch?!
8. I think that deranged Polish doctor looks MIGHTY suspicious.
9. Yep. That’s do-able.
10. Oh, boy!………Caviar and chocolate covered raisins.
11. Noone move!!!! I’ve called the cops!
12. And then the lights went out,and then I heard a crash and then….and then……And then I heard a loud……HEE HAW AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
It was a case of either murder or suicide and I had been called to investigate it, in the capacity of a private detective. I had a bad vibe when I got into the manor house and a distinct feeling that death still hung around the place. The maid had seemingly thrown herself from the balcony and fallen to a horrific death. I interviewed everyone in the house including the Polish doctor who had been called to the scene.
“I don’t believe we’ve met. My name is Wisecrack. Was she out of her mind, depressed or what?” I asked the doctor.
“Where did you grow up………… Dogpatch?!” asks the doctor turning up his nose with disdain. “The poor girl was pushed to her death!”
“That silly maid killed herself and no member of this family could have killed her. I swear she could have found a more decent place to fling herself to her death!” said Lord Clifford who owned the house.
”Sheesh!” cautioned Loretta his wife “Someone may hear you!”
“I don’t get care who hears me!” Lord Clifford replied.
“Has anyone seen the young man she was dating? They might have had a lover’s tiff.” said Loretta
“The guy that mows the lawn?” asks Lord Clifford
“No! No! Not the guy in the chaps and spurs.” says Lady Loretta. “The one with the goatee beard.”
“Where were you sir, when this incident happened?” I asked Lord Clifford.
“I can assure you that I was with my darling wife at the time.” he says. But I can see that his wife looks away uncomfortably.
“Is the doctor sure she was pushed to her death?” she asks. “I think that deranged Polish doctor looks MIGHTY suspicious with his conclusions!”
“Can I just look around the house?” I ask them.
” Yep. That’s do-able.” says Lord Clifford
Just then the lights went out,and then I heard a crash and then….and then.someone shoved me aside…..And then I heard a loud……HEE HAW AND HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! Then a woman screamed, then two quick shots rang out and then complete silence.
“Noone move!!!! I’ve called the cops!” shouted Lord Clifford as I fell down with blood running down my left side and a pain in my chest. Someone had shot me!
JA Konrath and Hermes the Bat