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Whiskey flavored baby milk? ?
I have a school assignment where I have to think of a concept for a print ad (ads that you see when you read through a magazine.) The issue of the print ad has to be scotch-flavored milk for babies. I decided to call the product of Baby Jack (Jack Daniels) What do you think would do a print ad effective?
Motto: Drink before you die soon! Image: A timeline that shows a happy child at first a drunk than a year old in the middle, and died three years old at the end. Small print: Help your baby to avoid the problems of life. EDIT: The idiot I gave a thumbs down obviously does not understand the dry humor and sarcasm. This ad is not supposed to promote the product, but rather to make fun of the product in itself – and the manufacturer.
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