Murphy’s Law Beer
Murphy's other laws?
1 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear talk. 2, He, who laughs last thinks slowest. 3 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4 Those who live by the sword get shot by those they do not. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you are wrong. 5, It is said that if it fits all cars on the end of the world to end, someone would be so stupid as to try to pass. 6, If the shoe fits, get another exactly the same. 7 Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 8 Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 9 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture. 10, a fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 11, When you go to court, you is putting into the hands of 12 people who were not smart enough to leave a jury!
If you're not a comedian should be. Must go 11.30 bed in Scotland, check if you have more tomorrow jokes. Brawer Toodleoothenoo.Hootsman a moonlicht his bricht nicht the nicht.
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