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What would Jesus prefer beer? What would Mohammed prefer? Moses? Cthuluh?
I see Jesus as a man Miller Lite …. mass market kind of Mohammed …. O'douls guess … he can have the flavor without alcohol Moses must be in good and smooth … perhaps Magic Hat Jinx? Hop Devil drinks clearly Cthuluh What are your thoughts?
Jesus is obviously more of a wine person, really. He would the wine itself. He is definitely not the mass market, there are masses of people who call themselves Christians but really are not. I'm not so sure about Muhammad. Moses however, fermented beer would mana. Every time you drink, your little blue bar goes up, and he can throw more spells, however, their statistical intelligence low, which makes his casting less effective. Cthulu definitely beer drinking the blood of their adversaries.
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