Ice Box Hats

Well, this morning I was putting on my couch writing a letter to Dr. Phil?
And I began to wonder what would be the best way to pressure my pants. So I went to the ice box and took out some meat to thaw, and I was thinking that my bunyons should soak in some Epsom salts, but first I have to press my pants are polyester / cotton blend I do not want to do it wrong. I'm going to meet other girls of the night of Red Hat Club. Let's play bingo Brandy Old Fashion drinking. And I really need these beige pants to look nice. And I'll get my purse red and purple because it coincides with the red hat. And I'm going to tape all my programs if I can figure ot how to work the VCR. So how do these pants press days?
Home hit the drink now, they ready to go, no matter ironing pants.
Guild Wars- Ice Cap Christmas