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Grrrrr What is this song??
It's a country song that does not know the artist or song. The song is about a woman tell her husband that she was going to turn the house into a bar, so come home after work instead of going to the bar. is a very nice country song. is driving me crazy. The song talks about getting rid of the dinner table and the placement of neon signs, and she'll bartend him and his friends and that he not have to go very far if you drink. help help help help
David Frizzell – Im going to hire a drunk who came crawling home last night, as many nights until he reached my feet as she opened the door. And she said, "You're not going to continue with this." She said: "I'm going to 'hire a drunk to decorate our home, so you will feel more comfortable here, and you will not have to go. We will take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall. "She said:" Just bring your Friday paycheck, and I'll cash them all here. And I will continue to touch – for all their friends, their favorite kinds of beer. And for you, I will always keep in stock, those soft aluminum cans. And when you feel macho, can crush a man. "She said:" We will uproot all the carpets, and put sawdust on the floor. Serve boiled eggs and pretzels, and I will not cook no more. There will be no Monday night football, on TV above the bar. And a pay phone in the hallway, when your friends can not find your car. "She said:" I'm going to 'hire a drunk to decorate our home, so you will feel more comfortable here, and you will not have to go. Let's make the dinner table, and put a bar along that wall. And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom down the hall. "She said: "You'll get friendly service and atmosphere Friday.'ll slip into something sexy, and I'll clear up here. You can then slap my bottom, every time they say a joke. As long as you keep the deposit as well, I'll laugh until you're broke. "She said:" Instead of family quarrels, we will have a bar-room fight, When Ham take the words of their closing time, you will not have far to crawl. And when you run out of money, you need to thank me. You can sleep it off next morning, when I'm putting in the bank. "She said:" I'm going to 'hire a drunk, to decorate our home, so you may feel more comfortable here, and you will not have to go. When you and your friends are off work, and are very thirsty. There will be no reason why can not make a stop here first. "She said:" I'm going to 'hire a drunk to decorate our home, so you will feel more comfortable here, and you will not have to go. Let's make the dinner table, and put a bar along that wall. And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom in the corridor. "
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