Guinness Beer Varieties

Alcohol-free beer?
Does anyone know of any Australian importer of Guinness shares or disposal varieties of beer without alcohol? I would love to get my hands on some by just curious. There is indeed such a thing as non-alcoholic beer (see link below) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-alcoholic_beer Only serious answers please.
Some manufacturers make versions, in my experience (five years as a beer seller) all are quite weak. In my humble opinion, is Clausthaller that most closely resembles something that might be called "beer." If you have to settle for O'Doul's version Amber is much better.
Guinness storehouse (Dublin)