Great Beer Quotes

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I've had bad luck with my two wives. The first one left me and the second is not. Wealthy people miss one of life more emotion. . . Making the last car payment. Yes, ma'am, I'm drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Beer is proof living God loves us and wants us to be happy. I'm not so drunk that think like me. The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand! I was a woman who took to drink and I never had the opportunity to give thanks. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. By all means marry, and if your wife is good, be happy. If you get a bad one, you become a philosopher. To know that we know what we know, and we do not know what does not. know that is true knowledge.
very funny …. lol how sad am I trying to see a movie, but always comes back to respond to his jokes, jokes along with other writings …
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