Great Beer Festival
Why do people think my jokes are lame?
After the Great Britain Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I wish the best beer in the world, give me 'The King of Beers", a Budweiser. "The waiter gives you. The guy from Coors says," I would like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors. "What have. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coca-Cola." The waiter is a bit taken aback, but gives you what you ordered. The presidents of other brewery look over him and ask "Why are not you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I thought that if you are not drinking beer, neither would I "feed me one if available. thx. Scrooge, that hurt.
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2009 Farsons Great Beer Festival