Favorite Alcoholic Shots
How to drink in their local bar for free
During my college days, going out to bars started becoming a very expensive hobby of mine. Every weekend, friends wanted to meet and wreak havoc in the local pubs and for that specific reason, there was no way in hell that I could reject a good moment like that no matter how I broke. In reality, however, does not even have the money to buy food, so how the hell would I be able to afford afford to go out and buy drinks? The credit card and the bank will not stop coming, but on the other hand, I am a college student so I had to be a way to avoid ridicules this situation to be in.
Behold, the gods of alcohol have heard my desperate prayers and sent an angel who has blessed me with the last gift to any student mourn poor ass like a big girl. My cousin was visiting us in Europe and California to show their appreciation by giving him a place to stay, she brought us all gifts. Well, mine turned out to be the Holy Grail, the flask. As soon as she pulled from her purse and bright chrome hit my eyes like I had just come to light and looked directly at the sun, I fell to my knees, stared at the ceiling and had a hunch that was soon to change my drinking days forever.
That was ultimately found a way to get drunk in bars without spending a penny, so here we are, but please pay attention:
1) First, you obviously need a bottle to make this work.
2) Then fill the bottle with your favorite alcohol, preferably a bottle of nights last part
3) Go to the area of local bars, make sure that with a decent sized group (Special Note: If you're looking for people in the door, hide the bottle in your pelvic area or request one of his lady friends to hide in her purse)
4) Hang around the bar area so the bartender notices of their group, once it does and see all your friends drinking, I call him and tell him specifically that his is the designated driver for the night and you should then receive your free glass of coke
5) Finally, take a glass of coke over the toilet, pull the bottle from his pants and PRESTO, you just made a jack and coke in a post poop is floating in the toilet.
Special note: After your third or fourth bar, try not to seem too bombed outta mind when the waiter says you're a designated driver or it will not work.
Now is not necessarily really necessary if you want to drink straight from the bottle, but if you do not want to look like much of a dumb ass broke, then I recommend doing. I can not tell you how well this technique worked for me in the last couple of years. I have saved literally hundreds of dollars by using a bottle and not to mention, awakened in the streets and have gotten familiar with the females most miserable the entire Southern California area, to give that money definitely saving method a shot.
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