College Beer Statistics

Women: who do you rather?
would you rather the quiet, shy, socially awkward, artsy fartsy guy who would write you poetry and beautiful limericks and draw you as beautifully as he sees you…OR……the big meathead frat guy, who can crush a beer can with his toes and has the ability to give complete statistics for all the secondary players for any college football team that has ever played……just asking?
The first one sounds just the perfect guy to me … Now honestly do you know such a guy ???? can you order one for me too ???? Are they expensive ???
The Mindless Consumption