Beer Works Menu

Can you beat these jokes Affairs?
The first thing a man entered a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, sir, that will be a penny. "A penny?" Exclaimed the man. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much does a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine? "A nickel," said Steward. 'A nickel? " laime exc man. "Where is the guy who has this place? 'The waiter replied, "Upstairs with my wife. "The man asked, 'What are you doing upstairs with your wife?" The waiter replied: "As I am doing business here. "The second issue of Jake was dying. His wife sat on the bed. He looked up and said weakly: "I have something to confess." There is no need, "replied his wife." No, "he insisted," I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, his best friend and your mother! '"I know," she said. "Now, rest and let the poison."
A man is a murderer in the pay in a bar near his house because he thinks his wife has been cheating. Notes home and the gunman through of their potential mates. "Well, you're right, there is a man with her at this time in the bedroom," says the murderer for hire. "That's all I want to hit a shot in the head and him in the dick, "says the husband angry. The patient ranks his shot hit man when the husband says," well what are you waiting for? The hitman replied: "In a moment that can do this in one shot.
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