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Loan neighbors? What is the funniest or strangest ever borrowed your neighbor?
I had to ask "borrowed" a beer, a VCR, my car, my lawn mower and last night was the topper. They requested an extension cord to connect to "borrow" my power because its left off. Someone please a beginning! (This isn't the same neighbor, several neighbors lived in several houses)
I had a neighbor that sent All children from 4 to my house one at a time to borrow a package of chicken, a can of corn, a little uncooked rice and a cigarette.
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