Beer Meatballs
Do you know the Noodle’s Prayer?
I found it online, and wanted to share it with R&S.
Did anyone know it previously? If so, where did you find it?
Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce. Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung, On forks as they are on spoons. Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss, And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R’Amen.
Well, of course Stephen! Didn’t you know that Pirates are the FSM’s chosen people?
This is the prayer of the Slying Spaghetti Monster. The gospel of the FSM was created by a man protesting Creationism being taught in schools. He said that if they want to teach Christian Creationism, they have to teach every kind of Creationism, even that of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
That sounds an awful lot like the prayer that was used on International Talk Like a Pirate Day. September 19th.
Blessed Be )O(
Meatball or Beer