Beer Magazines

What do I have to do to make people think I'm an intellectual?
Just wondering if I could go somewhere people do not know me and deceive. I did not go to college, do not read much except for some weapons and magazines about cars, and am happy to go out with my friends smoking, drinking beer and watching sports or movies where things explode. I have 25 very good looking and does look a bit like my avatar. What do I have to do to mimic a type elitist … just for fun I like to be myself most of the time.
Wow you sound like me. Watch the movie Drillbit Taylor. All the homeless turn to school with coffee in hand and unsuspecting people. Lol really funny.
A Clip from Van Wilder’s Freshmen Year