Beer Low Carb

Why don’t they make a pill that has the effects of drinking a beer?
No more beer gut and you get all the desired effects. And low-carb. Perhaps a pill that has the effects of 6 beers for you heavy drinkers.
Well, back in the the early 80s there was a pill called a “quelude” that basically did just that. They were, of course, illegal in the US and I don’t believe they are being made anymore.
One of the Guys (Jack Rabbit low-carb beer by big Rock)