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How do you know if your a Red Neck? You go to the family reunon to find a date! How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine a torch Into her ear .. Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never Have enough memory. Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you-can take them anywhere Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes: They Always Tell You What to do, and They Are Always Wrong. Men are like plungers: They spend most of Their Time in the hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are Taken, and the rest are handicapped. Why is psychoanalysis Quicker Than for men for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's Already There. Why are men like commercials? You Can not Believe A Word They Say. Why are men like blenders? You Need one, But You're Not Quite sure why.
Well, it would be funnier if you switch "men" to "women". The only one with truth is the one on cooler – Load them with beer, and you-can take them anywhere. Got to Remember That one.
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