Beer Fridge Sign
15 signs you have grown! If you agree tell me!?
1.Your houseplants are alive, and you can not smoke any of them. 2. Have sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. Hear their favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "connection" and "Break Up". 8. 130 Raisins days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You are calling the police because those %&@#! alongside the children do not turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. I do not know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15.When you find out your friend is pregnant I congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened!" Enjoy!
if you are male you know you're old when his willie used to see you shave, but now it just stares at the floor. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
The Beer-Launching Refrigerator