Beer Fairies

We were all children at once?
Two street children were walking to school when one said to another: "You know something? I found a condom on the patio. "The other replied:" So what `sa patio, then? "A girl went to her father` s bedroom to find their parents in bed. "Well!" She cried. "And you tell me to suck my thumb." A girl was found by police wandering the busy High Street, crying her eyes out. When police asked him what was wrong, she said she had lost her father. "What` s like your dad? " He asked. "Football, beer and fishing," she said. Mommy, Mommy, why fairy tales always begin, once a time ..? They don `t always love, sometimes begin" I had to work late again … or even "the traffic of blood, took ages."
hilarious!
Beer Fairies