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here is a degree?
1 can clean the engine parts in the bathtub without someone yelling at you two have fun throwing beer cans bounce of the wall before hitting the trash can in March that takes you 10 minutes every six months to buy new clothes (Im going to see beyond the black shirts jeans t shirts white socks) 4 you do not feel obligated to wear underwear unless you have a date that night, May his car waxed more often than the toilet are cleaned 6 to convert socks and underwear upside down so you can use twice as seven long the pizza on speed dial 8 instead of cleaning for customers who just to keep the lights low towels twice dishes 9.paper 10 beer is the freshest item in the refrigerator 11 beer is the only item on the bar 12 will never hear your messages when a woman is about 13 whole house is behind except your TV and stereo are lovingly polished every day 14. If something needs to be cooked over 5 minutes is a waste of time
I am a single educated (two degrees) / businessman who makes pretty good money if I may say so. I think your list is pretty fun and a good number of those things are accurate. Hey people, do not judge someone based on how they live. This does not mean they are not educated and are poor, it just means that's the way we choose to live their lives.
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