Beer Cold Break

beer cold break
Rory, my beloved Great Dane, has taken to loudly groaning whenever?

A commercial for Budweiser beer comes on TV. It is very distracting, especially during NFL Sunday, when they are constantly on. I have to now watch the games with the mute on, or at least remember to put the mute on when a commercial break is imminent. Sometimes, I do forget, and the moaning starts as soon as a Bud commercial pops on. Is this mere coincidence??? It has gotten quite annoying, because Rory can be very loud, and I hate to make him go outside, because the winters here are very cold. I’m not sure what else to do.

Your beloved Rory wants you to pour him a cold one. I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think your beloved great dane may have a drinking problem. I have seen him on several occasions tossing them back at the C’mon Inn. You have two choices, either you can be an enabler and give in to Rory and pour him a beer, or it’s time you, Sampson, and Chumbawumba stage and intervention.

COLD BEER COLD WATAH, GIT ET HERE,

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