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Procedures Redneck Guide
It seems that there will come a time when worldwide travel the highway of life that reflect on their situation and the conclusion he would like to be a redneck. As demonstrated by the armored car robber who used his loot to buy a house full of velvet paintings Elvis, money can not take the redneck of a man. But can an outsider join the brotherhood of yahoos with a little study, a wig mullet, and some cold hard cash? As we shall see, the answer is "hell yes!"
The first question we must ask is "What exactly do you need to be a worker? "Is it a part of your DNA or is part of the way your hair? Is it a mood, or is the state of Alabama? These are questions that remain many mediocre candidates walk all night until the butt crack of dawn. But beyond these deep philosophical questions, what are the nuts and bolts of becoming a reality, a labor certification? As the sticker says: "What would Bubba do?"
Well, the first step on the road to redneckville is to visit the rednecks and learn their customs. Do not worry, they do not bite. So take your time to study their language, their games, and drink his beer. Just do not drink all your beer, or bite. One of the best places to interact with rednecks in their natural habitat is in the Games redneck Summer, held annually since 1996 outside of Atlanta. Featured games include the Hubcap Hurl and Redneck horseshoes, using of course a toilet because of the shoe. And do not miss their Bobbin 'for Pig Feet Fest.
Now that you have studied the redneck who is ready to put on a flannel shirt and try cutting yourself. Fortunately, entire industries have emerged to satisfy our desires redneck. You do not have to look far to find books and videos redneck, redneck car and truck accessories, clothing redneck, and yes, redneck food. In the food category, you'll find cookbooks of the peasant Southern (beer can chicken recipes), bacon-flavored mints, exotic meats gift sets and BBQ scented scratch-n-sniff underwear. If, after a feast for all that, you're too lazy to take your four wheel truck through the mud, you can use a product called Sprayonmud, so at least it seems that you're gone muddin.
Come on, we're almost there. You just need a little more practice in the arts redneck. So while you are waiting for your mullet to grow, take a midget wrestling. Learn to play "Sweet Home Alabama" with the arm and palm. Luckily, there is only one way to become a worker, but many.
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About the Author
Jacob Mathews is a humor writer based in Raleigh, North Carolina.
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