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Land and Sea: the Hippodrome
Land and Sea: The Racecourse
One of the favorite places for The G to hang on, especially in summer is on the racetrack. In fact, the Kentucky Derby is the official start of summer on the timing of G Manifesto. And summer time officially ends on the day of closing. 06 September at the Del Mar Thoroughbred Club of the West Coast and 04 September at Saratoga Race Course on the east coast. Obviously depends on where you are in (or course).
Winning at gambling is very difficult in the race track. To paraphrase Andy Beyer, who has called the races "the largest ever mathematical equation created "the odds are strongly against you. good players, even the big players to win games to get beaten on the track. Me? Do not bet on horses too. I operate on inside information, or have a jockey, or, preferably, riders in my back pocket. Step also a lot of time with all the racing and sports. This helps me to have an advantage I need. But above all I'm going to the track for the experience. Like a fight night, the track is full of interesting characters. Big Money horse owners, jockeys, trainers, Gold Diggers, socialite Girls, professional team sports coaches Old Money, New Riche jerks, crooks, Models, Hollywood Actress Broads, princesses Nightlife, Old-School G, G, G on the rise, Prototype G, Players, is like a Damon Runyon Modern Story. (Guess who's playing the role of the protagonist?)
However, you can not just go to the track with no preparation and the game plan or you are going to be disarmed. Like going into a gunfight with two devils against one of four pounds. It's a war zone. You have to be stronger than ever the money as ever, and Beretta. (And you know, personally, I'm at war a lot of Anwar Sadat, no warning shot and my arms very hot)
Being well rested
Upon entering the track you will need a lot of energy. Its summer time so it's hot. The track usually begins around 12 pm or sometimes 16:00. Either way you are in for a long day into night, and you have to be ready for the night. I love going to the track during the week, because that's when the real players are there. I also love going to the track on Friday and Saturday, hell, even on Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (Monday never, ever eat seafood on a Monday, unless of course I am in New York Le Bernardin Eric Ripert …. accessories). Being well rested is difficult, especially when he spent the night before getting massages and sipping champagne with two exotic dancers to 5 in the morning. So you may have to take a nap or take a Rockstar Vampire. Get an introduction to training and Dragon can also help take the place of the loss of rapid eye movement. The best thing can do is stay away from alcohol when you arrive at the track and really the ease in the relaxed atmosphere. Then ease into the goose and soft drinks, and he I guarantee, once you begin to see the summer dresses and the smell of butter and Coca perfume you begin to feel wonderful. Plenty of time to enter the seventh dimension. The race track is one of the few places that I really see drinking during the day.
Tennis Gear
You have to dress again the track. My goal is always the freshest clothes. I can not remember the last time he failed my goal. And I have a great memory. You can never go wrong is the old style School: Seersucker suits, shoes Spectator, etc. Make sure to wear light-colored suit as well. You'll look like you only own a suit if you're in a dark neck, which is probably the case if using a dark suit with a collar on a hot summer day. So stop being cheap and spring $ 2,000 for a suit decent track light summer color. Me? I have like 20 (on each coast). I like to go with Valentino as a light lavender shirt with two buttons (and I'm not talking about the nightlife either Princess Lavender), purple Brioni pocket square, Gucci belt, Prada loafers and no socks, Sportsman Style. It is also totally acceptable to wear jackets and trousers to the track. Just make sure you are first class. Ties can work, but due to the heat, it is advisable to go without a tie. The Pocket Square is the new tie.
Turf Club
You have to gain entry into the private area of the track. The sky boxes are good, but entry into the private Turf Club is really what you want. Why Why? Because drinking cocktails in plastic cups in the General Population G has never done anything at all. Also girls are richer, the girls are hotter, is easier to place bets, as Willie Sutton said: "Because it's where the money is." How to get the ticket? For members is very easy. Otherwise, you will have to be creative. (We will cover the entry into private clubs and nightclubs in a G Manifesto future, for now refer to The Art of fat). Once find, get the Matre'd in the lock and the waiters. This will make your life easier. For me it is very easy because such bases are like private clubs Operations for me.
Win every race
Once settled in, have your table, ordered a shrimp cocktail or creating your Base on the bar is the day that "winning" some races. Now, unless you "know" what's going to happen during the race (as I do often) be lost if you bet. So the key of the track is to pretend that their "victory" in every race. Everyone likes a winner. Girls gravitate to you, socialite girls will leave there boyfriends to hang out with you, the fortune hunter and the Falcons in the table and will start spinning opportunities Biz Cards Biz and Kazoo. The advantage is most people gamble and lose, and when people ask what they are doing, they say, "Lost" or "I killed! "Or something along those lines (and I do not mean Beeks either). Now, when a girl had just spoken to fly that" losing "guy, and then approached him and asks how your doing, and you say "the last race worked really well" or "that created a perfect race, but I studied the race throughout the morning, "Who do you think will want to hang out with more? Also when the race is on, Yell and joy (although keep it smooth), but made no mention of the horse is pulling for him. When they come down the cable, increasing their cheers. As the horses approach the finish line Yell something to his running mate as "I told you!" And even thrown in some of the highest five years to make it look authentic. You will be able feel the girls eyes on you from everywhere. Similar to marketing. Now the spark of a smoke. Take a sip of an elegant high, not a hell of a man, fly fly pelican.
Learn Ecosystem
The great part about the race track you get a wide range of girls. Hollywood actress girls love the track. The same goes for girls Model. The same goes for gold diggers and Table Hawks. Rich And Daughters. We discuss how to deal with these different girls on a date later. For now refer to the six elements of picking up girls.
Make preliminary work
Know after the concerts. It is important to get multiple pitches girls on the track to connect things for later. Learn to ski resorts, restaurants owners, hosting Mansion Parties and waiters. Its summer, remember, and bars tend to go to work. Every second counts, and you do not want to waste your precious time waiting for drinks. Get the waitresses to block well. These girls really can save by bringing in a cooling area for you and a running mate and a couple of Diggers fly. Having a chef come and shake hands and order something for you "off menu" never made anyone look bad. If the move is no reaction from the girl, call her a taxi to take her to her crib RV Park / suburbs.
Working in pairs
The G Manifesto activists working in general intent, unless you are rolling with a Running G Manifesto Certified Partner. So it's good to go with Manolo Scarface. The racetrack is a good place to shoot with the operation of Partner. Girls are often in larger groups and it is good to have some extra muscle to deal with our opponents and enemies. And as in any part of these days, there is no lack of Haters in the track.
"I knew it!"
Finally, here is a great movement customized for use in girls track (Y I have used this move so many times with success, I do not mind giving it up): Spot two girls fly high society as a cheetah. Get your partner to roll them running (adapted of course) and sprack a conversation. No matter, it can be about anything, just be charming, witty, attention and hold it there. Then "Roll" on them as sleeves, to ignore the girls and tell his running mate "Remember that we have ten large amounts of this career fair before the announcer says, "And out there!" Follow the race and ignore the girls completely. This is very important. Become a little more animated as the horses are coming down the final stretch, remember, and does not specify which horse you are pulling the horses. As the horses come Through the Wire (and I do not Kanye mean that track drug that sample Chaka Kahn, Through The Fire), say "I knew it!" and give your running mate a pound. Maybe throw something else there as I told you …. That's three races in a row now! " The girls are already sold out at you. If you want the torture, wait to come forward. If you do not want to punish them too much, Introduce yourself, and invite them to take a drink at the bar. Ignoring all the issues on which the horses had or that you have in the next race, or greet the questions with your index finger to your lips, as if "shhhhh." No need to make sound. Invite to your table at the finish line. The rest is up to you … … … …
E-mail of the week regarding the princesses Nightlife:
"I thought Mr. Portfirio arrested him, was sick to my stomach and having panic attacks thinking they were in jail, or are you? Anyway me have become quite the G thanks to their manifesto, and when my new vibrating razor PDF Bironi my new custom made suit with his latest blog in Las Vegas last night (All this thanks to a coup in Scottsdale that got me 450k and Left 4 Dead, but that is neither here nor there) that quickly located the local "Vegas Night Princess "in the most exclusive nightclub meters throughout the city of sin. It simply said:" Jack Pot "!!!!!!!!
Needless to say I followed his advice and had her back in my room at 6 am doing things for her that even a farm animal that frown al. She limped to my room 20 minutes ago. Thanks for the tips and tricks, keep them coming and we must always be careful transverse path created primp up and coming !!!!!" mutha fuckin 'G
—– Not sure about the whole farm animals. I really do not know much about farms. I stick to the cities, beaches and beach cities. Sounds like decent score, too bad you had to go to Scottsdale to do so, but next time it is cleaner, the dead organisms can cause unnecessary heat (and I do not mean shit nightclub called The heat either.) In short, good work .—– MPM
Side Note:
Immortal Technique Harlem, Washington Heights is probably the rawest MC at this time. Bone chilling. You should look into it.
Side note II:
Opening Day in the track is the worst time to go to the track. Ask any idiot who like to go to the track and they say, "Opening Day" enough said.
Side Note III:
When you are in El Club del Mar Thoroughbred, no, I repeat, do not go to the beach then the Pacific. Pacific Beach is one the greatest deceptions ever put in the straight man. The bars in Pacific Beach are more types of gay bars. The funny thing about all the kids who go to the beach of the Pacific are homophobic. But maybe it makes sense, you know what to say about gay people … …
Side Note III:
In the current edition recent Los Angeles Magazine in an article in favor of smokers about Tinder Box, a pattern is quoted as saying: "Hitler was a nonsmoker and Einstein smoked a pipe …. What do you say that? "Sound familiar? Probably not, because you have read the concept in the previous game manifestos G, The Smoking Gun. That's fine, I I borrow from people as well.
Michael Porfirio Mason
AKA The Peoples Champ
AKA The killing machine
AKA The One You have their style of play
AKA You probably know me from Your Girl
AKA The one with the girl I was with when she never came home
AKA The Climbing over the balcony with the sunglasses and the Shotty
AKA The Don Juan Don Beside the
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About the Author
Michael Porfirio Mason, International Playboy on the Rise tells you how it goes down at the RaceTrack, G Manifesto Style.
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